| Name: | Slap Happy |
| Group: | Target |
| Venue: | Three Bull Brewing |
| Captain: | Matt Metzger |
| Co-Captain: | Paul Seiler |
| Team Rating: | 18 |
| Roster (5 Players) | IPR | M | PPM | POPS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James Carter | 2 | 3 | 4.666 | 0.500 | |
| Larry Olson | 5 | 4 | 5.625 | 0.542 | |
| Matt Metzger | 4 | 4 | 6.125 | 0.628 | |
| Pat Robinson | 4 | 3 | 7.000 | 0.636 | |
| Paul Seiler | 3 | 4 | 5.125 | 0.525 | |
| Schedule | ||||
| 1 | 09-10-2026 | @ | Rat Pack | W 35-25 |
| 2 | 09-17-2026 | @ | Bumper Budz | L 23-37 |
| 3 | 09-24-2026 | vs | 50 Fingers of Doom | L 29-31 |
| 4 | 10-01-2026 | @ | Slippery Flippers | W 42-18 |
| 5 | 10-08-2026 | vs | U-Neekly Tilted | |
| 7 | 10-22-2026 | vs | Knights of the Republic | |
| 8 | 10-29-2026 | @ | Pizza Pariahs | |
| 9 | 11-05-2026 | vs | The crAve Team | |
| 10 | 11-12-2026 | @ | Tilted Tappers | |
| 11 | 11-19-2026 | vs | The Professors | |