| Name: | Slap Happy |
| Group: | Target |
| Venue: | Three Bull Brewing |
| Captain: | JET |
| Co-Captain: | James Carter |
| Team Rating: | 13 |
| Roster (5 Players) | IPR | M | PPM | POPS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| JET | 1 | 8 | 6.937 | 0.895 | |
| James Carter | 2 | 10 | 5.450 | 0.506 | |
| Larry Olson | 4 | 9 | 5.444 | 0.521 | |
| Matt Metzger | 4 | 9 | 5.111 | 0.516 | |
| Paul Seiler | 2 | 9 | 4.555 | 0.448 | |
| Schedule | ||||
| 1 | 09-04-2025 | @ | Rat Pack | L 28-32 |
| 2 | 09-11-2025 | vs | The crAve Team | W 38-22 |
| 3 | 09-18-2025 | @ | Quarter Pounders | L 18-42 |
| 4 | 09-25-2025 | vs | 50 Fingers of Doom | T 30-30 |
| 5 | 10-02-2025 | @ | Bottle Shots | W 37-23 |
| 6 | 10-09-2025 | vs | T.E.A.M. White Buffalo | L 25-35 |
| 7 | 10-16-2025 | @ | 3 Balls 1 Scoop | L 17-43 |
| 8 | 10-23-2025 | vs | The Professors | W 30-0 |
| 9 | 10-30-2025 | @ | Slippery Flippers | W 40-20 |
| 10 | 11-06-2025 | vs | Knights of the Republic | L 24-36 |
| 11 | 11-13-2025 | @ | Pizza Pariahs | W 37-23 |