| Name: | Slap Happy |
| Group: | Target |
| Venue: | Three Bull Brewing |
| Captain: | Matt Metzger |
| Co-Captain: | James Carter |
| Team Rating: | 13 |
| Roster (4 Players) | IPR | M | PPM | POPS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James Carter | 2 | 11 | 4.227 | 0.472 | |
| Larry Olson | 4 | 11 | 7.090 | 0.672 | |
| Matt Metzger | 4 | 10 | 5.850 | 0.585 | |
| Paul Seiler | 3 | 11 | 6.454 | 0.586 | |
| Schedule | ||||
| 1 | 02-26-2026 | vs | Rat Pack | W 32-28 |
| 2 | 03-05-2026 | @ | Knights of the Republic | W 35-25 |
| 3 | 03-12-2026 | vs | Quarter Pounders | W 34-26 |
| 4 | 03-19-2026 | vs | Pizza Pariahs | L 28-32 |
| 5 | 03-26-2026 | @ | The crAve Team | W 36-24 |
| 6 | 04-02-2026 | vs | Bumper Budz | W 35-25 |
| 7 | 04-09-2026 | @ | The Professors | W 31-29 |
| 8 | 04-16-2026 | @ | 50 Fingers of Doom | W 34-26 |
| 9 | 04-23-2026 | vs | Bottle Shots | W 33-27 |
| 10 | 04-30-2026 | @ | T.E.A.M. White Buffalo | W 38-22 |
| 11 | 05-07-2026 | vs | Slippery Flippers | W 38-22 |
| P1 | 05-14-2026 | vs | Knights of the Republic | L 25-35 |
| P2 | 05-21-2026 | vs | 50 Fingers of Doom | R1 0-0 |